Hi everyone, starting on August 17, I will no longer be @robertpalmer on Twitter. I’m not sure what’s going to happen to it — someone might pick up the handle, I imagine, but any post from August 17 forward isn’t me.
Why? Twitter used to be fun, but it’s not anymore.
Always great service on @amtrak, where I get yelled at for how the other conductor positioned my hat check
Peak internet shirt? https://t.co/ZeY6A4fVK9
Already the best day ever. https://t.co/XS1TrNQhWh
I had a dream that we met @onlxn last night. I’m awkward at meeting heroes, but he was gracious and kind, and also our server at Blank Angus
I think that’s enough internet for today. I’m going to relax in the peace and tranquility of a few chapters of Game of Thrones book five
Other Roberts Palmer: You have a message waiting for you here
Updated my iPhone 6 today over the air, and it was done in about half an hour. Works great so far! Don’t @ me
Dear Quora: How can I expose my house to the vacuum of space for just long enough to suck all the flies out
(Scene: Finished a 30 Rock.)
HER: That Seinfeld was pretty bad.
ME: Whoa, hot take
HER: No, I said it’s 9:00 and time for bed